I said that I would write. That I'd never forget about you BlogJob. I'd made a commitment to come back. To share the love. I'd tell you everything. We'd never be apart again. That was March 16th, 2013.
Well, I guess I lied. It's been over a year. I forgot which blogging platform you were on. When I figured out the platform, I forgot what your URL address was. When I finally found that, I fucking forgot your username and password. And in the interim Google appears to have bought you. WTF!
As you can guess, I finally figured out your username and password BlogJob. And in the interim, since my last post (which was supposed to signal my intention to start blogging afresh), I am once again unemployed (or self-employed depending on one's perspective, I'm looking at you MahapatraLaw.com). I actually left my last job more than one year ago. Don't get mad at me BlogJob. I really have been thinking of you. And I kept telling myself I'd find you again and we'd renew our commitment. I'm not really sure what to say. Why did it took me so long to muster up the courage to look you up on the inter-webs? I guess I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Please take me back Blogjob. I am committed this time. I will write you everyday. I'm a changed man. I'm down on one knee. I'm practically begging you. Just tell me what you want to hear and I'll say it. We're BFFs right? No, BlogJob, please don't cry. You believe me right. Let's just hold each other. I won't try anything.
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